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Thursday, 8 August 2013

[Humor] One-liners that only DBA's and T-SQL'ers will get...

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Brent Ozar - One-Line Romantic Stories of SQL Server

"When they finally sat down to define their relationship, he was stunned to discover that he had a child table.

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